The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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power to eat chicken raw!

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the power to predict the past

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!