the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The ability to bleed lava

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to troll yourself

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The power rangers

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!