The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!