The power to piss people off.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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Smoke vision

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power of missing a finger.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to think of powers

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!