The power of missing a finger.

the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

The Power the run away when there is a crime

The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

The power to peel stickers

the ability to see fairy's

The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

The power to never have sex....jack.

the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

Power to make other people rich.

The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!