The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to write on this website

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The power to have no power.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to STFU!

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!