- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

The power to turn anything you want green.

The ability to spend expired coupons.

Farting at will

the ability to hover

The power to be vice president of the SGA

The power to not have superpowers

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

the ability to bend your leg.

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

The power to make deaf people see again.

the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

the power to pee straight with a boner

the power to think of powers

The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

The ability to bleed lava

the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

Pointless Super Powers