The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to eat socks

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!