the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!