The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!