- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to obey gravity

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

Pointless Super Powers