- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to poop glue.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to make everything worse

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to be gay on command.

The power to obey gravity

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

Pointless Super Powers