the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to die

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!