- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

-17

The ability to talk to bacteria

-21

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

+116

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

+114

The power to see in black and white at will.

+112

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

+108

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The ability to be heard in space

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to die

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.