power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to even

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!