- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to be an idiot.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The ability to go to hell.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to turn any object into food

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

Pointless Super Powers