The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!