The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!