- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jizz money

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to pull open push only doors

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to lower your own ego.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

Pointless Super Powers