- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to be a snail

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Pointless Super Powers