- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to jizz money

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to half transform to something.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!