The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to swim on land.

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Vanilla scented blood

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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power to age faster

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!