the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!