- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

open up pickles glass

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to be really bad at CSGO

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

Pointless Super Powers