The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to become a JELLY

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power of walking on land

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The power to eat your own face.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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THe power too spel.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!