The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to die

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to do nothing

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to go to hell.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!