To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!