The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to control mealworms

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!