The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to like this post

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to die

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to do nothing

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!