The power to become famous on vine

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!