the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to pee any color

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to smell any point in time

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!