The power to make your nose blink.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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Justin Bieber

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to sit

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to see via toe nails

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!