The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the power to smell like feet

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power of being republican

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!