The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!