The power to instantly become pregnant

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to cure a ham

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the power to shit brixs!

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!