- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to think you can fly

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

the ability to laugh like george bush

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

the power to charge car batteries.

the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

The power to multitask using your ball hairs

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

the ability to only fall asleep in showers

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

The power to talk and listen at the same time

To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The power to have no power.

the abilty to be lynched at will

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

Pointless Super Powers