The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to see into the present.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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boo

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!