- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to die at will

The power to see oxygen.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to read this.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

Pointless Super Powers