The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to unsee the unseen.

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to get shot when you're alone

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

the power to eat people :D

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to see the past.

The ability to be poor for life

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!