The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to never be old but died at young age

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to get shot when you're alone

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!