- Pointless Super Powers

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to uncontrally boop

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to misspell

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to not do it.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!