- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the ability to glow in the light.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

the power of being yourself

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

Pointless Super Powers