The power of women's rights.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to not have a superpower

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!