- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to fly, but only fly north

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The ability to see into the present.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

Pointless Super Powers