- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to lock open doors

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers