The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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the power to control nothing

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to see through water.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!