the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The power of walking on land

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to cure a ham

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the power to shit brixs!

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The ability to handle the truth.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The power to make snow yellow

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The ability autotune text.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!