The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to read braile.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!