the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

The power to become a JELLY

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

The power to speak in Braille

The power to talk in sign language.

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

The power to change your mind

THe power too spel.

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

A power level of under 9000.

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to know where Waldo is

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!