the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to read braile.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!