- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

+131

the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

+128

The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

+148

the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

+179

The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

+109

the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

+114

The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

+183

The ability to handle the truth.

+149

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

the power to say you have no power

The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

The ablity to hate everything.

the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

to be under 9000

The power to walk through the opened doors

The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

the power to sit down in mid air

The power to instantly become pregnant

The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

The Power to shrink but never grow back.