The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to be half invisible

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!