The power to talk to money.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to be powerless

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!