- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to laugh like george bush

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

the power to charge car batteries.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

The power to multitask using your ball hairs

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

The power to make hats fall in love.

To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

the ability to think you can fly

The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

the abilty to be lynched at will

The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

the power to burp a fart

Airbending, but only in vacuum.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!