the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!