the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to cure a ham

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the power to shit brixs!

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to make snow yellow

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!